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THE MOOD DISORDER QUESTIONNAIRE
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Instructions: Please answer each question as best you can. Upon completing this form, you will be able to print your completed form and take it to your health care practitioner.

Please select one response only. Yes or Yes!

1. Has there ever been a period of time when you were not your usual self and...
...you felt so good and other people said you were not your normal self and you believed them or...	Yes	Yes!
...you became irritable and even went as far as confronting people when you felt the situation was unfair ?	Yes	Yes!
...you began to feel more god-like ...	Yes	Yes!
...you got much less sleep than usual and your friends found you in the basement inventing things like an electric soup ladle? And you didn't really miss your friends because all your friends are boring???	Yes	Yes!
...you were so easily distracted by sound of the lunch whistle that you had trouble staying chained up to your track???	Yes	Yes!
...thoughts raced through your head and you considered that an excellent sign?	Yes	Yes!
...you didn't like your job as a grocery store check out because it gave you purple bags under your eyes and because of of the beeping but you couldn't quit because your rent was due so you stayed and the beeping drove you insane and you paid your rent anyway and kept working there?	Yes	Yes!
...you felt as though someone was watching you, but now no one is watching you??	Yes	Yes!
...you did things that other people thought were unusual and you included yourself in the definition of 'other people'? ?	Yes	Yes!
2. If you checked YES to more than one of the above, we have a and needle and diagnosis with your name on it. We have a cot and some starch that will make you gain 75 pounds. We will make sure you no longer feel good. Please be aware that if your insurance stops paying the hospital your incarceration may be suddenly commuted, your diagnosis changed and you may be deposited in the street very quickly. Do you think this is unfair?	Yes	Yes!
3. How much of a problem did this bi-polar screening cause you - like being unable to work; or- expecting to be paid for working - Legal troubles? - expecting to earn a living wage? Please select one response only. No Problem Kind of a Problem Mutating Problem Oscillating Problem Sinus Problem

Mood Disorder Questionnaire
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In The Waiting Room of Modern Missionaries
In the light of more interesting and perhaps more ancient ways of experiencing the psyche, it may be possible to successfully negotiate the poisonous stalagmites modern psychology leaves in our path. It is ignorance and a lack of imagination that accepts a bio-chemical model of emotional disturbance. The path of bread crumbs unwittingly followed leads to being diagnosed, categorized, and accepted into a club in which we finally "belong", not unlike street gang mentality. It is the bread and butter of the modern "healer". I find this unconscionable.

Jung, Carl Gustav (1875-1961), Swiss psychiatrist, who founded the analytical school of psychology. He was born in Kesswil. Jung interpreted mental and emotional disturbances as an attempt to find personal and spiritual wholeness.
A revelation can sometimes be presented in the form of a Question with a giant Q: What good is a guide who has only heard vague descriptions of the countryside and interprets them as non spiritual, chemical reactions? A bio-chemical interpretation of human experience inhabits a one dimensional world.
LeNor Barry

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